Pino’s Law: I


I think this is the first installment of Pino’s [okay, THAT pisses me off!  My spell check just flagged Pino as being misspelled.  Damn it.  It did it again!] Law.  I’m sure that can’t be correct.  I often cite things off the cuff that just seem like they should just be, well, law.

But after moocho searching, I can’t find any documentation of any such law.  So, here goes.

Pino’s Law: I

No matter how many travel coffee thermos you have in the house, ALL of them will be dirty and in the dishwasher 98.5% of the time.

I never used to bring coffee to work.  We had awesome coffee provided AND I was at my desk by 5:30-6:00.  Now, we have shitty coffee, if any, and I’m at my desk by 8:45 – 9:00.  I need coffee before 9:00.

So….I bought a coffee maker and some coffee and began to make coffee.  And then be late.  Late ’cause I had to drink my coffee before I got in my car.

THEN I discovered the wonders of individual thermos.  Wonder of wonders!

But it was always, ALWAYS dirty.

So, I bought another one.  And another one and another one……

And the flippen things are ALWAYS dirty!

Anyway.

Pino’s [damn spellcheck!] Law I

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11 comments
  1. Matthew said:

    So.. what is the law? That they are always dirty? Shouldn’t the law be after every use, a person needs to thoroughly wash the thermos? Just askin.

    • pino said:

      So.. what is the law?

      The Law states:

      The number of dirty mugs = to the number of mugs as the number of mugs reaches into infinity.

      • Matthew said:

        Um Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about uuhhh, things.

  2. Reminds me of Sean’s First Law.

    Everytime I get in the car after my wife’s been using it for a week, it is always out of gas and we are always in a hurry about to hit Bay Area traffic.

  3. I am looking forward to seeing Pino’s second law…

    • pino said:

      I am looking forward to seeing Pino’s second law…

      Don’t let your wife drive your car……

      • It’s the only one we have…

      • pino said:

        Law or car?

      • Car. But I like how you keep getting me to come back to your site and up your page views. Maybe I should include that tactic in my community building blog. 😉

        Very effective.

      • pino said:

        But I like how you keep getting me to come back to your site and up your page views.

        Hanlon’s Razor:

        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

      • pino said:

        By the way, it’s 12:02 here in Carolina. I just set a new blog record by 2 hits.

        Include it!

        😉

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