I think this is the first installment of Pino’s [okay, THAT pisses me off! My spell check just flagged Pino as being misspelled. Damn it. It did it again!] Law. I’m sure that can’t be correct. I often cite things off the cuff that just seem like they should just be, well, law.
But after moocho searching, I can’t find any documentation of any such law. So, here goes.
Pino’s Law: I
No matter how many travel coffee thermos you have in the house, ALL of them will be dirty and in the dishwasher 98.5% of the time.
I never used to bring coffee to work. We had awesome coffee provided AND I was at my desk by 5:30-6:00. Now, we have shitty coffee, if any, and I’m at my desk by 8:45 – 9:00. I need coffee before 9:00.
So….I bought a coffee maker and some coffee and began to make coffee. And then be late. Late ’cause I had to drink my coffee before I got in my car.
THEN I discovered the wonders of individual thermos. Wonder of wonders!
But it was always, ALWAYS dirty.
So, I bought another one. And another one and another one……
And the flippen things are ALWAYS dirty!
Pino’s [damn spellcheck!] Law I