After months of deliberation and procrastination, I’ve decided to move to a self-hosted location:
I hope the view is at least the same if not better. The neighbors sure seem cool. So stop on over, IPA and bourbon available upon request. Moonshine and $1,000,000 bills are in the back.
North Carolina also boasts stupid too:
LEXINGTON, N.C. – Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?
Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.
Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.
The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.
Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn’t clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.
For any trivial number N greater than 2 travel coffee mugs, there will ALWAYS be N-2 dirty non-dish washer safe mugs available on the counter. Further, there will be N-(N-2) dirty dish washer safe mugs in the dish washer.
There is no counter example to this law.
Buying more Travel Mugs does not increase either:
- The number of clean mugs
- The chance any mug will be clean
It only increases the number of dirty Travel Mugs at any time.
To My Liberal, Democrat Friends and Family:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Conservative, Republican Friends and Family:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Christmas is more expensive this year. 3.5% more expensive:
Giving the holiday presents of a French hen, a milking maid, a leaping lord or even a partridge in a pear tree is rather unlikely in this day and age. But the gifts from the favorite holiday carol “The 12 Days of Christmas” are lighthearted clues to how the economy is faring.
Over all, prices are fairly stable and not rising precipitously for even the quirkier gifts, according to the Christmas Price Index released for the 28th year by PNC Wealth Management, part of the PNC Financial Services Group. On the down side, the price tag for the eye-popping 364 items and services in each of the song’s verses breaks $100,000 for the first time this year.
Gold, for example — as in the five golden rings — has fallen in price. Those rings (fairly lightweight ones, one would think) come to $645, down from $649.95 last year. Even though gold commodities, an investor haven, have been hovering at record highs recently, the demand for gold at retail has been weakening.
Unsurprisingly, labor costs remained fairly flat. The nine ladies dancing, for example, remained static, at $6,294, the same as last year, according to figures from Philadanco, a dance company in Philadelphia. The 11 pipers piping, at a price of $2,427.60, and 12 drummers drumming, for $2,629.90, were up modestly, about 3 percent. The only unskilled laborers in the verses are the eight maids-a-milking, who are calculated as earning the $7.25 minimum hourly wage. That wage did not rise in 2011 for the second straight year, so their cost stayed the same.
The price tag for one round of gifts is $24,263.18 this year, up $823.80 from last year. Repeating the gifts totaled slightly more than $101,000, a gain of 4.4 percent, also close to the federal price index.
It would be fun to “gift” the 12 days of Christmas one year.
If the Occupy crowd wants to know why they are graduating with mountains of debt and no viable job options to pay it down, they have to look no further than their own existence:
Occupy Wall Street is becoming a teachable moment for New York City college students.
New York University plans to offer two classes next semester on the protest movement, whose participants frequently marched and rallied around the school’s Greenwich Village campus this fall.
The for-credit undergraduate class, offered through the university’s Department of Social and Cultural Analysis, examines economy and culture. The class has a rotating focus, and for the coming semester, it will be called “Why Occupy Wall Street? The History and Politics of Debt and Finance.”
I bet employers all over the nation are looking to hire kids with THAT on their resume.
So, two months ago local talk radio show hosts were taking phone calls on their show. The guys at Brad and Britt are Liberal. I don’t think that they’d object to being described as left of center. Anyway, they took this call from a listener and it turned out he subscribed to the more conservative point of view. Britt, clearly having taken the opposite point of view went into his “Little Rush” imitation. This is where he puts on Rush’s radio bumper music and does a fantastic impression of Rush. By itself, Little Rush is hilarious and spot on, using it to yell over an earnest caller is obnoxious.
I called him out:
That Tweet got me “blocked”.
Meanwhile, Britt feels it’s totally appropriate to call out Neil Boortz in a much less polite tweet:
This is how the Left rolls. Free speech for me, censorship for thee.
It would appear that The TalkMaster blocked Britt months ago:
Not sure that this makes any difference what-so-ever, but Britt felt it was important to include.
I’m a big fan of Barry Sanders. He was an amazing athlete. And would easily have beaten Walter Peyton’s rushing record for yards in a career.
He scored often. And each time he did, he acted just like he belonged there. Nothing heroic, no Sharpies, no dancing or jumping.
Just a guy doing what he does.
So I get the spirit behind the rules that are being imposed in college and high school; we wanna end the taunting and the celebration. But THIS, really, is what we have come down to?
The kid raised his arm for two steps. He just scored the touchdown that would have won the State Football Championship. The kids is ALLOWED to express joy and accomplishment.
With 3 games to play, the Big 10 has already clinched the contest. Three straight years.
The Vikings are horrible. The whole team sucks.
And the worst part of it all, this guy, THIS guy has more fight than the whole 2011 squad combined.
According to media reports from Canada, former Vikings quarterback Joe Kapp got into a fight on the dais at a Canadian Football League banquet on Friday in Vancouver.
Kapp, 73, and former rival Angel Mosca, 74, had to be separated when Mosca didn’t take kindly to flowers that Kapp offered him.
He’d probably make the team if we offered him a shot.